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Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts

Collection Of Funny Troll images For Fun On Facebook Commenting

Facebook is the best social networking website to connect peoples with each other by updating Facebook status,doing Facebook chat etc etc so many things.
Now a days i see people's started up posting Funny Troll images in response to the status updates.Our Bollywood Actors and Some Celebrities images with some text over them.


So are you searching for some funny troll images to post Funny Facebook comment..?

If yes then you are in right place because today i made a collection of Funny Troll images For Fun On Facebook Commenting.Download from the below button.

How To Send Bulk Facebook Messages To All friends in Just One Click

So how you thanks your Facebook friends on your birthday when you got so many wishes messages from your friends.

Yes,i know we usually send thanks messages to all friends one by one.And this is very time consuming process.

Thanks to HackingUniverity to share a script which help us to send Facebook message to all friends in just one click.

How To Send Bulk Facebook Messages To All friends in Just One Click:

Step 1: Log into your Facebook account.

Step 2: Now press F12 if you are using chrome browser and CTRL+SHIFT+K if you are using Mozilla Firefox to open the console tab.SEE In Screenshot Below.



Step 3: Now click  here and copy the script and paste it into the console tab and press enter.You will see a text area like shown in screenshot.Paste the message in text area and press enter.



Remember: Use this trick once in a day otherwise your messaging services will be temporary blocked for sending bulk messaging.

How To Update Facebook Status From Anywhere or From Any Device| Fake Facebook Status Updates

Lets divide this article into two situations:

Situation 1:Well hows you feel when your friend update his Facebook status via iPhone,When you know he is having any other device or having low end device who is unable to run Facebook. HEHE you look in computer like this.
How To Update Facebook Status From Anywhere or From Any Device

Here's is another situation:

Situation 2:How's you feel when your friend sitting beside update his Facebook status via MacDonald or via BIG CINEMA. Your expression is same as above MEME.

Don't worry friends if you want to know the secret behind these fake Facebook Status updates then you are in right place because in this trick i teach you the trick.

SEE ALSO:Colorful Alphabets Emoticons For Facebook Chat

Steps to Update Fake Facebook Status From Anywhere or From Any Device:

Step 1: First log into your Facebook account from another tab.

Step 2: Now open FbStatusVia in new tab from same browser.

Step 3: On that website you see lot's of places and devices list as shown in below screenshot.

How To Update Facebook Status From Anywhere or From Any Device

Step 4: Now click on the desire place or device from where you want to update Facebook status.Then a new popup will appear that connects you to your Facebook account.

Step 5: Write Facebook status there and click on update.And surprise your friends and specially your girlfriend by updating Fake Facebook status.

SEE ALSO:How To Disable Seen Feature in Facebook Chat Messages

How To Prevent Facebook Friend From Seeing You Have Read a Message on Android

Facebook is the best social networking website now a days because of so many reasons like:Facebook connects peoples with each other with lot of features like "Status updates and specially Facebook chat".Almost all of us using Facebook chat to talk with friends,relatives and specially with girlfriends and boyfriends.

But one feature i doesn't like in Facebook chat that is: Last Seen Feature.

Sometimes we don't want that the sender know we read the message in HH:MM.What you do at that time?Don't worry Here is an Android App that helps you to disable last seen feature in Facebook chat.

Recommended:

Privy Chat:

i think no need to explain about this app.Free Download this app from Google Play Store and install it on your android device and login to this app using your Facebook login id and password.

Colorful Alphabets Emoticons For Facebook Chat

Facebook chat is popular day by day and we use Facebook Chat Emoticons to express our feelings with each other.Officially there are lot of Facebook Emoticons are available on Facebook and  before some days Facebook launched some other's beautiful Chat Emoticons.



And today when i surfing on my friend's blog Hacking University i see some new style color alphabets Facebook chat emoticons.So i decided to share these chat emoticons with my blog readers also.

A-Y Colorful Alphabets Emoticons For Facebook Chat:-

  • [[107015582669715]] = A
  • [[116067591741123]] = B
  • [[115602405121532]] = C
  • [[112542438763744]] = D
  • [[115430438474268]] = E
  • [[109225112442557]] = F
  • [[111532845537326]] = G
  • [[111356865552629]] = H
  • [[109294689102123]] = I
  • [[126362660720793]] = J
  • [[116651741681944]] = K
  • [[115807951764667]] = L
  • [[106596672714242]] = M
  • [[108634132504932]] = N
  • [[116564658357124]] = O
  • [[111669128857397]] = P
  • [[107061805996548]] = Q
  • [[106699962703083]] = R
  • [[115927268419031]] = S
  • [[112669162092780]] = T
  • [[108983579135532]] = U
  • [[107023745999320]] = V
  • [[106678406038354]] = W
  • [[116740548336581]] = X
  • [[112416755444217]] = Y

Just copy and paste the code of alphabets you want to use in chat.Enjoy...

SEE ALSO:

How To Change Facebook Relationship Status Without Anyone Knowing

Facebook is best social networking website to connect friends with each other.And Facebook status is best way to notify friends that what is happening with us?

Everyone like to update this type of Facebook status:
i got an iPhone today.
I got placed in IBM,CISCO etc company.
And blogger updates like i got my first Adsense Cheque or i got my highest 40k cheque today so heppy happy.
Also the best statuses got hundreds of like:
i got married today
i am in relationship when your update your relationship status.
And people replied congrats dear etc etc i everyday see on facebook

But the one and only one Facebook status update that we don't want to update but it update by itself when we change relationship's like went:
Single to Relationship
Relationship to Single(When we breakup with girlfriend)
So do you want to notify your friends that you are in relationship or you break your relationship and single now.

I know what's your answer is ie. Big Noooo.What the shit happened with you when someone knows that you breakup with your girlfriend. Hehehe i know what you are thinking now.
Don't worry keep your thinking in mind,because today i teach you to change Facebook relationship status without anyone knowing.

SEE ALSO:

Change Facebook Relationship Status Without Anyone Knowing:

Step 1: Go to About->> Basic Info ->> Edit Basic Info

change facebook relationship status 

Step 2:Now change the Relationship Status visibility to only me as shown in the relationship.

  change facebook relationship status 

Step 3: Now your relationship box looks like as shown below.

  change facebook relationship status   

Step 4: Next step is to change your privacy setting click on Edit and click on globe and change visibility to only me.

  change facebook relationship status

Step 5: If you already update your relationship status and status is shown in your timeline.Then their is a simple way to hide this.

Simple go to Activity Log and search that status if when found click on glope located in right side and click on Hide From Timeline

Done.... Now your make girlfriends everyday and update your relationship status with notify your friends,family members or your X Girlfriend.
For any query feel free to ask...Thanks...


Remove Tags From Multiple Photos On Facebook At Once

One of the best reason why people used Facebook is to share latest photos and updates with friends.And to notify our friends about new photos we tagged our photos with friends.

But now a days this feature is misused by some peoples for promotional purpose.They tagged irrelevant photo to promote themselves their pages,photo or we can say blog post. And we see irrelevant notifications on Facebook. HAHAHA we bloggers also do that to promote our blog.

And to remove tags from photos one by one is very hard task.But don't worry stay with us Because today i teach you step by step guide to remove tags from Facebook photos at once.

Steps To Remove Tags On Facebook Photos At Once:

Step 1: Login to your Facebook Account and then click on "Profile Name" as shown below.

Remove Tags From Multiple Photos On Facebook

Step 2: Then click on "Activity Log" button as shown below.

Remove Tags From Multiple Photos On Facebook

Step 3: Now click on "Photos"--->"Photos Of You" as shown in figure.

Remove Tags From Multiple Photos On Facebook

Step 4: So after step 3 you can see your tagged photos in right side with radio buttons.Now select the photos and click on "Report/Remove Tags" as shown in figure.

Remove Tags From Multiple Photos On Facebook




Done.. Now Facebook will start processing your request and remove tags from photos.And this process depend upon number of photos you requested.

How To Merge Facebook Pages

Have you ever wanted to get one Facebook page with thousands of likes but all you managed to get was hundred or two? Well, using the technique listed below, you can actually MERGE all your Facebook pages into one page with all likes compiled! So if you already considered deleting a page, simply browse through this post, and we are sure you will be forced into changing your mind!


The best part of this technique is that it is not illegal, because you are only going to use what are considered to be Facebook features. Also to keep in mind that this is not an instantaneous process, it may take some or a lot of time depending on the number of likes to be shifted and the pages to be merged, so be patient. Lastly, all merged pages will lose their separate identities once merged. Be sure to put out every step listed for success, so have fun! 
How To Merge Facebook Pages
How To Merge Facebook Pages



Step 1 - Add a proxy server:


This basically does nothing to harm your computer, only changes your identity on the internet so no worries. It would be wise to remember your old proxy and port before the change, even though most browsers give 'revert to default' option. This is what you have to change your Proxy and Port to:

Proxy: 83.111.92.120
Port: 3128

To do this in:Firefox;
  1. Go to Tools > Options > Network and select Manual Proxy configuration.
  2. Apply the Proxy and Port number stated above.

Google Chrome;

  1. Go to Menu > Settings select Show advanced settings from the bottom of page.
  2. Click on change proxy settings option and open LAN settings.
  3. Apply the Proxy and Port number stated above.

Step 2 - Translate To Simplified Chinese
  1. Open all the pages you want to merge
  2. Go to Edit Page Setting > Update Page Info from Admin panel of all pages
  3. Once you have opened all pages, you need to change Language.
  4. Select Asia-Pacific > Simplified Chinese (China)
  5. Refresh all pages so that language settings could be applied on all of them
  6. In Info panel of each page their is an option of  Translate Page Name, click on it.
  7. Copy the word written in Chinese and paste into first box.

How To Merge Facebook Pages


Step 3 - The Merge

  1. Open your main Facebook page (where you want to transfer all likes of other pages) and open update info tab
  2. Click on the second option.
  3. Click on the Merge Duplicate Page written in Chinese.
  4. A list will appear, select all the page names that you want to merge into your main page (currently open page).



How To Merge Facebook Pages

Once you have done all this, reset your proxy settings to previous ones, that's all. Now wait and see the likes of your main page increasing as you sit back and relax!

New 200+ Funny Facebook Status Updates 2014

Interested in updating your funny FACEBOOK status regularly?????But what to do if you do not get any funny Facebook status every day???

If you are thinking that you can't get funny Facebook status regularly then you are wrong because if you are running out of funny FACEBOOK status then just check out the post below as in this post I have mentioned 200+ funny Facebook status by which you can easily update your Facebook and can receive multiple notifications on your funny Facebook status. 
So read ahead and grab your favorite funny FACEBOOK status  ENJOY!!!  

  • I've spent my whole life trying to maintain my integrity. That didn't work. How do I sell out?
  • I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  • A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
  • I’d say fair market value for most of my stuff is somewhere between “too cheap to sell on ebay” and “too nice to throw away yet”
  • When do we start voting each other off?
  • I love to tell someone there's a typo in their status when there isn't and watch them slowly lose their mind.
  • Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight. - The Swiss Army
  • Pretty sure I look forward to my boss' vacation's more than he does.
  • Why aren't they called asteroids instead of hemorrhoids???
  • Deadpool should merge with the Carnage symbiote. Then he'd be called, Carpool.
  • Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
  • If we were all a little more sensitive we'd be asking "How's Waldo?"
  • If you’re going to hire a moving company, make them all play Tetris first and choose the one who gets the highest score.
  • It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
  • If this country gets any fatter we’re going to have to put another notch in the Bible Belt
  • Who named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
  • How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?
  • "You the bomb" "Know you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East.
  • I'm completely outraged over the latest thing in the news that'll blow over in 3 days and we'll all forget even happened in a month.
  • At what age do you stop sniffing your kid's crotch to see if they wet themselves? Because my mom is out of control with that...
  • Tips to reduce weight: turn your head to the right, now to the left... now repeat this procedure every time you're offered something to eat.
  • Sure vitamins are expensive but at least there's no proof that they work.
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  • Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
  • Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
  • Only diabetics can enjoy the full effect of Lifesavers
  • You're either part of the solution, or you're one of my coworkers.
  • No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. So let's just agree now...
  • Relationships are weird. "You're funny and smart" eventually turns to "you think you know everything and everything is a joke to you".
  • Mermaids swim by twerking...Do you ever just think about that?
  • The royal baby was honored with a 41-gun salute today. Unfortunately, it happened right after Kate finally got him to sleep.
  • Watched five movies on Netflix last night and now my "recommended for you" queue is "pay some bills" and "clean the bathroom"
  • You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your mom comes in to watch it with you.
  • I don't understand why people get angry when someone breaks up with them by text. I used to break up with people by never talking to them again.
  • Exciting news: Duchess Kate has gone into labor; this marks the first time anyone in the Royal family has been connected to the word labor.
  • So what do women say when they're actually fine?
  • Hello Fire Department? Is this Mr. December? I'm stuck in a tree. I mean, Meow...
  • Hey officer, why did you stop me? Just an hour ago, you said that you never wanted to see me again.
  • With the advances of technology these days how come no one has invented a tampon that is like a turkey timer that just pops up when it's done?
  • Shout out to old people since graduating high school without Google.
  • I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
  • If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than you can handle
  • Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
  • I defy you to see a motorcycle with a sidecar and still be in a bad mood.
  • I gave her four orgasms but they were all mine.
  • I want to give up coffee, but I'd hate to do that to my coworkers.
  • Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.
  • The phone said "Call Failed", but I thought it was going quite well.
  • I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
  • I got arrested for growing weed in my back yard, but I was framed. The evidence was planted.
  • Jay-Z basically makes 4 minute radio commercials for watches, cars and clothes.
  • People die every year in vending machine accidents. How are we still at the top of the food chain?
  • I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
  • Without coffee, I'm just a really tall 2 year old.
  • I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren't there.
  • The rest of the country calls it a "crime ring". In New England, it's called a "huddle".
  • Dear Saturday, you and I have been friends for a long time. I wish you would come around more often. Once a week isn't enough
  • My new years resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer. I've only got 40 pounds to go.
  • How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
  • Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?
  • If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
  • They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
  • My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
  • The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away.
  • Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
  • A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
  • I named my dog "5 miles". That way I can tell people "I walk 5 miles every day!"
  • Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is dead!
  • The Fourth of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
  • Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
  • I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
  • When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.
  • If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I'd love to help you cook.
  • A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM, you're home alone, and you don't have a baby.
  • Diet status: smelling the maple syrup on someone else's plate.
  • Full House had the whitest tanners in California.
  • How to discipline your child: 1. Politely ask them to stop. 2. Yell. 3. Yell louder. 4. Repeat yourself 74 times. 5. Give up and drink.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.
  • Does running out of money count as exercise?
  • When books were first invented I'll bet some people would pretentiously say, I liked the book but the traveling storyteller was much better.
  • Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
  • I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really!? You think someone else might want one?!
  • Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.
  • Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
  • I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him.
  • "You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" - No. I'd hit him with knuckles.
  • There's never been a lazier group of people than the ones that settled on naming a candy bar "Whatchamacallit."
  • I'm not saying Burger King is slow, but I ordered the Angry Whopper & by the time I got it we were on speaking terms again.
  • An easy way to "have your cake and eat it, too" is to buy two cakes.
  • Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
  • Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
  • It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.
  • Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who's car I'm borrowing.
  • My ex is going to make someone very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
  • A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant
  • Compromise - An agreement whereby both parties received what neither of them wanted.
  • Escalators can never break down, they are only temporarily stairs.
  • He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
  • Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Facebook like the NSA doesn't exist..
  • I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..
  • I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.
  • Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you.
  • I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
  • I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
  • I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
  • If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored of Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. It's an endless cycle..
  • My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
  • That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
  • Doctors finally figured out what's wrong with a boy's brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…
  • Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition..
  • Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.
  • One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  • You cannot get lost on a straight road.
  • When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half..
  • I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
  • Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth.
  • Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she damn well pleases!
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
  • If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
  • I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
  • Even if you live your life as an open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
  • For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.
  • Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  • I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  • You`re beautiful until you Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
  • The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..
  • I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.
  • I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
  • That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
  • Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping deals..
  • I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
  • Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
  • Bhagwan ji agar sun rhe ho toh, ek question poochna tha... . .Mere liye bhi koi 'Awwww' krne wali bnayi h ya bhool gaye... :]Y
  • God made cousins so that parents can compare our marks..
  • That moment when the Teacher says, "Those who aren't interested can leave the class" But Still you can't leave the classroom..
  • I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder...!!
  • Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful..!
  • Checking your phone when someone is talking to you is a modern way of showing disrespect..!!
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 
  • People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. 
  • Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference....
  • You're not fat, you're just.. Easier to see. 
  • You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
  • I make fun of life because I am too afraid to take it seriously. 
  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. 
  • Scratch here: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status
  • Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. Three, maybe four times. But never twice.
  • Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
  • My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.
  • Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
  • They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  • I don’t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
  • Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
  • Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.
  • You don't realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
  • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P 
  • My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
  • Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
  • Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT
  • The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.
  • Dear math, I'm therapist not so solving your own problems.
  • We love Facebook but we hate the face of the book.
  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent :)
  • Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
  • There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients :)
  • My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz
  • The question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
  • Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)
  • Congratulations … You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  • How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
  • I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.
  • I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
  • The girls work on their looks but not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
  • Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)
  • Admit it, you listen to other strangers' conversations and mentally give your opinion.
  • Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
  • Silence is the best answer to all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
  • Years of education , solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before the glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)
  • Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
  • Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you are fat..
  • Secrets Of Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries:……."Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips.":
  • Fact1: You cannot touch Your lower lip with your tongue… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
  • If people winked in real life as much as they wink in text, this world would be a very creepy place.
  • 90% of women don’t like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don’t like women.
  • My boss just said to me “You’ve been late five days this week… do you know what that means?” I certainly do – it’s FRIDAY!
  • Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
  • It’s not hotter this year. It’s just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit.
  • This is the time every night where I try to convince myself that I will feel even better with 5 hours of sleep rather than 6.
  • Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens for Pizza emergencies
  • Weirdness is a side effect of awesome.
  • If I got paid to write witty funny statuses I would not be typing this right now.

I hope you will surely enjoy these funny Facebook status. If you have any other funny Facebook status in your mind then please mention in comments.

Android App To Download Facebook Photos Directly From Mobile in High Quality[How To]

Facebook is the best and large social networking website to connect peoples with each other.Tricks For You shares a lot's of Facebook Tricks every month with you.Today we also having a topic on Facebook so stay with us and enjoy.

In this modern time,No one have time to sit in front of their laptop and waste lot's of hours for social networks.That's why we all used Smartphone's to manage our social network you all know the reason why.And the smartphone used special app to manage our social networks that is Facebook Mobile App provided by Facebook.

But the big disadvantage of this app is that we are unable to save or download Facebook photos directly on our mobile.I don't know the reason why Facebook restrict us to download photos from mobile app.If you know any solid reason then leave a comment below to share with us.

But Facebook doesn't know there are lot's of peoples who are smarter then Facebook developers.Yes Android developers makes a app that will help you to download Facebook photos directly from mobile .And the app that allow us to do this work is Facebook Photo Downloader.

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How To Download Photos From Facebook Mobile App:

Facebook Photo Downloader:

Facebook photo downloader is very easy to use.Facebook on the android does not get the attention it deserves and android users cannot save their photos directly. Now Facebook photo downloader allows you to save the photo to your gallery in ONE click! 

Features Of Photo Downloader:

  • Never leave Facebook while saving.
  • Fastest Facebook photo download
  • Save images in the highest possible quality.
  • No login required.(No need to enter your facebook account or password)
  • Enjoy your downloaded photos without relying on 3G or Internet connection.
  • It is ultra lightweight. Uses very little storage space.
  • Less than 500kb

Fresh And Unique Friendship Day Facebook Status ideas and Messages

Hello friends we all know that 4th August celebrated as the friendship day.Friendship day is the day for friends So make new friends on these special occasion.
Because Facebook is the best social networking website who connects friends with each other.So i made a list of fresh and unique Facebook status ideas and messages.So update your Facebook status by choosing a status from the below collection.

Friendship day Facebook Status Ideas 2013:

1)
Friends are like stars, you can’t always see them, But you know they are always there for you..!!!! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!!
2)
Good friends care for each other.. close friends understand each other.. And true friends stay forever…!!
3)
A lovely star dropped on earth one night. Asked me you want a million dollar or a good friend? I had to choose million dollsrs because, ! already have you..!!!

4)
At the shine of friendship Never say die, Let the wine of friendship never run dry!!!
5)
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart…HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
6)
"FRIENDSHIP" Is A Sim, Which Has No Activation Charges. Free Incoming And Outgoing With Roaming All Over The World And It's Validity NEVER Ends.
7)
Fish Said To Water You Wont See My Tears, Because I Am In The Water. Water Replied: But, I Can Feel Your Tears Because You Are In My Heart. That's FRIENSHIP
8)
You, My Friend Are Always Welcome. Early In The Morning Or Late At Night. Time Is Of No Importance When It Concerns Real Friendship.
9)
Age Appears To Be Best In Some Things. Old Wood Best To Burn. Old Books Best To Read. Old Rice Best To Eat And Old Friends Best To Keep. Happy Friendship Day..
10)
I Am Going To Give Fresh Flowers To You. Loving Thoughts And Prayers Too. To Make You Lighter And Brighter, My Dearest Friend. Happy Friendship Day
11)
Na Jane Kb Fir Se Ye Manjar Suhana Milega,
Ye Khil Khilati Hansi Or Doston Ka Yarana Milega, Kaid Kr Lo In Khubsurat Lamho Ko Apni Yadon Me Yaro, Inhi Yadon Se Hame Zindgi Me Rote Hue Bhi Hasne Ka Bahana Milega. Happy Friendship Day.
12)
There Is A Gift That Money Can Not Buy. It Is The Gift Of A Wonderful Friend Like The Friend That I Have In You. Happy Friendship Day.
13)
You Are A Gift Wrapped In Ribbons Of Thoughtfulness, Given By God To Stay Not Just For A Day, But For Life. Happy Friendship Day
14)
Every Garden Must Have A Rose, Every Grass Must Have Dew & Every Person In The World Must Have A Friend Like You. Happy Friendship Day.
15)
Carry A Heart that Never Hates;-), Carry A Smile That Never Fades:-), Carry A Touch that Never Hurts :-( & Always Carry A Friendship that Never Breaks
16)
A Girl Can Hug Her Best Friend Tightly And Say: I'm Missing My Boyfriend.. But She Cant Hug Her Boyfriend And Say, I'm Missing My Best Friend, Because There Is More "LOYALTY" In Friendship
Souce:http://www.onlysms.net

How To Find Fake Facebook Friends Using FB Checker

Facebook is the world's biggest social network to connect friends with each other.In Facebook, Friends connects with each other by doing chat and status updates and more.And also there are lot's of fun are there to do in Facebook.

But sometimes we got some unknown friend request and we add him/her to our friend list by thinking he/she is true and want to connect with us for friendship.
But sometimes these profiles are fake and we add a Fake Facebook Friend to our friend list.And sometimes some of the faker's are downright dangerous.
That's why today i share a free app named FB Checker which help us to Find Fake Facebook Friends.

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Find Fake Facebook Friend's Using FB Checker App:

FB checker is a free Facebook app to find Fake Facebook Friends Easily.You can download it for free by click here and give it permission to access your Facebook profile.So FB checker is very easy to install and access.
How FB Checker Works:
The working of FB checker is very simple. It analyze the fake Facebook profile by photos.To Find Fake Facebook friend just add the photos of him to the FB Checker.
So after adding photos to FB checker app it checks the duplicate on internet.And shows the result.
If the friend is not fake is shows the result 1 shown below and if the friend is fake shows it result 2:


 
Note:You can also check the Facebook profile of an unfriend person(if the person is not in your friend list) if he give access to use his photos.
Conclusion:In FB checker we relies solely on photos.There are some users who make phony Facebook profile's using fake photos.We found them easily.
But there are truly dangerous criminals that may be bit smarter.They used photos that could be real.So this app is unable to find these types of profiles.Here these peoples easily maked fool of this app.
So enjoy FB checker app to Find Fake Facebook Friends but there are some limitations are also in this app.

Trick To Send Facebook Messages Via Email

Hello friends i don't know why this week my mind only talk about Facebook and Facebook tricks.In my last post i share a Trick To Have Your First Name Only On Facebook(Read If You Miss).

And in today's post i share a trick to send messages via Email(Gmail,Yahoo,Etc).You know why this trick comes in mind.

The reason is when i am in college.Our college doesn't allow us to use Facebook in college.So to access Facebook or To chat with friends in Facebook we used proxy websites.Or when these proxy websites doesn't work in college we take help from or Gmail account to send messages to our Facebook friend or Girlfriend.

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Sorry for disturb in between the post i tel you one thing secret is i used this trick to chat with my Girlfriend.

So How To Send Facebook Messages Via Email:

Step 1:Open the profile to whom you want to send the message.And see in the address bar.Copy the part of URL shown in the figure.


Step 2:Now copy that name and the email address of that person is: name@facebook.com. Like in above example errameshk@facebook.com.

Step 3: Now open your Email account(Gmail,Yahoo etc.).And then compose mail.in "To" section write the email address u generated and send the message.Done.

The person get the message immediately.And get a notification like "Sent From Mail". 

How To Have Your First Name Only On Facebook

Hello friends we all used Facebook. And we all know that Facebook doesn't allow us to write our name in Facebook profile without last name.

If you are searching for a trick which allow us to Write First Name Only in Facebook profile.Then you are in right place.

Because in today's article i will teach you to enable your first name only in Facebook profile.So enjoy tricks with Tricks For You.

SEE ALSO:
1)How To Disable Seen Feature in Facebook Chat Messages
2)Shortcuts Keys That Will Helps You To Surf Faster On internet
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Steps To Enable Your First Name Only On Facebook:

Thing's you will need to enable:-

1)A Brain
2)Mozilla Firefox
3)Little Common Sense

i think you have all the above resources.So without wasting your time lets start with today's trick.

Step 1:Open Mozilla Firefox.Go to Settings->Network->Configure How Firefox Connect To The Internet(Settings).A window will be appear as shown below.


Step 2:Now tick to the (Use this proxy server for all protocols).Now its time to add proxy address.Here i tell you that we will add Indonesia proxy address(180.250.44.164 Port:3128).As shown in the above screenshot.If this proxy address doesn't work or it is very slow then use any other proxy address which is from Indonesia(Search on Google there are many websites which give you Indonesia proxy address).

Step 3:After Step 2 click on Ok.And now open Facebook.com.And go to Account Settings.Here you will see a Language option.Change the language to "bahasha Indonesia".

Step 4:Now its time to enter your first name and save it without enter last name.Done now your Facebook profile shows your first name only.


Top 10+ Reason for getting Blcoked in Facebook

Friends,

 Some times we get blocked by Facebook and we don't understand that why it has happened or even would've happened with your friends. So, today i'm gonna share  few reasons that why your Facebook account get block, so that you can avoid those stuffs  next time.

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1. If you didn’t use your real name,facebook will find you and block you out.

2. If you joined too many groups.(The maximum limit is 200 groups per user.)

3.If you posted too many messages on a wall or in a group.

4.If you  posted in too many groups,too many user’s walls. (That’s what spammers do,silly.)

5. If you friended too many people.(Not solong ago this was a prime cause of disabled accounts, but Facebook has allowed a maximum of 5000 friends that should protect you from yourself.)

6. If you school/ organization affiliation is doubtful.

7. If you’re poking too many people (Beware the odd FB app that pokes on your behalf.)

8. If you advertised your app on wall posts.

9.If you used duplicate text in multiple messages.

11. If you are under 18 years old and not part of a High School group.

12.If you wrote offensive content.

13. You scraped information off Facebook.

How To Disable Seen Feature in Facebook Chat Messages

Disabling Seen Feature in Facebook chat messages is very simple and easy to use.We all know that when we read someone's message on Facebook then sender of that message see a notification with time that this person see your message .As shown below in the screenshot.


So do you want that the sender won't get that notification...?? Then don't worry you are in the right place because today i disable this option by using a simple browser add-on.

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Disable Seen Feature in Facebook:
  • After installation you will find chat undetected is successfully integrated with your browser and ready to use.
  • Now your seen message is not detect by the sender.So enjoy the tricks with Tricks For You.
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