Valentine Day 2014 Funny Facebook Status

Hello friends on this valentine day impress your girlfriend and friends by posting hilarious funny Facebook status updates.

That's why i made a collection of  funny Facebook Status on Valentine Day 2014.So choose the best funny valentine status from the below collection to impress everyone and get more and more likes and comments on Facebook.

Note:This Article is Updates Everyday Since Valentine Day

Valentine Day Funny Facebook Status Updates ideas:

1)

No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.

2)

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.

3)

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

4)

Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.

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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.

6)

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

7)

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."

8)

"Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

9)

"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."

10)

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'

11)

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'

12)

‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’

13)

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

14)

’A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement.’

15)

'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'

16)

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."

17)

‘It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.’

18)

says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.

19)

Today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

20)

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end"

21)

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

22)

"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."

23)

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it."

24)

Some girls don't need flowers from their man,Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

25)

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A VALENTINE ON VALENTINE’S DAY; DON’T BE SAD. MOST PEOPLE DON’T HAVE AIDS ON WORLD AIDS DAY AS WELL…HAPPY VALENTINE.