Exam Days Funny Facebook Status|Exam Days Facebook Status 2012

Hello friends you know my Btech exams are start from tomorrow thats why i am not posting.But i am getting bored from my books. so i decided to post today.

But my today's post is not informative but a funny trick which is based upon exam day's.
So today i am posting some exam days funny Facebook status hope you like this.

(1)Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!

(2)I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated

(3)The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
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(4)Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."
(5)Question:Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.
(6)The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

(7)If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

(8)80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

(9)Our syllabus =80gb we study 80mb retains in mind 80kb write in exams 8kb and result comes in bytes 01 10 00 10

(10)Question by a student !!If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

(11)Air and students have the same mentality

Dont you know how ?

Both keep turning book's pages without reading

(12)The most "hungry + sad" moment.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

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